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Today...really did not start well. First, one of my alarms decided its battery was low...around 2am this morning. It would only beep once every 20-30 minutes and it took me forever to figure out which one it was. It turned out to be the carbon monoxide detector, which I was actually able to replace the batteries for - although not before having a few disturbing dreams about dying of monoxide poisoning. Super fun. No, really.

Then this morning as I'm leaving my apartment (on time even!) I slipped and fell down ALL the stone/concrete steps in front of my apartment. Feet first, all the way to the gate. It was awesome. Not wanting to chance the stairs two more times, I decided to go to work wet. I get to work, only to discover (or rather, have pointed out to me by my co-worker Jon) that my pants (my favorite, consignment store, well-fitting, comfortable perfect work pants) are ripped. Ripped in a way that while they can be patched they will never look the same. Turns out? I also managed to rip my underwear. AND have a nice huge set of bruises on my ass.

I think I am done with today.